Preview: Season 1, Episode 13

Finally getting back on track with Season 1, with this very unusual episode of The Chaos Project. What makes it so unusual, you may ask? Well, that would be because I didn’t write it! This episode was written by a special guest author! Stay tuned for more information. But for now, please take a look.

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A camouflaged Espio moves carefully and observes his surroundings. Numerous pieces of scaffolding and machinery have been erected around a strange pattern seemingly burned into the ground, and Egg Pawns march back and forth performing various tasks. Under a tarp, Heavy Shinobi orders several Egg Pawns about. Eggman, via a communicator, says, “I want this project wrapped up as quickly and efficiently as possible.”

Heavy Shinobi responds, “Yes, of course, Master Eggman.” He points to a pair of robots carrying heavy equipment and shouts, “Do not delay, for this equipment must be set up, before nightfall.”

One of the Egg Pawns attempts to salute, but this causes it to lose its grip on the machinery, and it falls to the ground and crushes the Egg Pawn. Two more Egg Pawns rush in to pick up the machinery, while a third collects the destroyed robot.

Espio produces a throwing star. He says quietly to himself, “One precise strike could take out Heavy Shinobi.”

As he prepares to throw his star, Heavy Shinobi suddenly swivels around and announces, “Show yourself, assassin! I know, that you are there!” Espio freezes up. After no response, Shinobi declares, “So be it, I do not need to see you to destroy you!” He swiftly throws an Asteron shuriken straight at Espio.

Espio gasps, shocked to have been pinpointed. He quickly pulls out a kunai knife and deflects the projectile. Figuring there’s no need to continue in hiding, he releases his camouflage in a flurry of wind.

Heavy Shinobi draws his sword and leaps at Espio. Espio leaps as well, and the two cross blades midway between them, then quickly leap back.

Once back on the ground, Espio runs to the side, throwing a barrage of ninja stars at his opponent. Heavy Shinobi uses his sword to deflect each and every one of the projectiles.

Heavy Shinobi leaps down preparing to slash with his blade. Before Espio can react, Sonic knocks Shinobi aside with a Spin Attack.

Sonic lands next to Espio and asks, “You alright?”

Espio nods a wordless thanks. He suddenly shouts, “Look out!”

Before either Sonic or Espio can react, Heavy Shinobi has leaped back into action, and manages to slash his sword across both of them. The special blade causes ice to encase both Sonic and Espio the moment it makes contact, freezing them solid. Heavy Shinobi announces, “Enough waiting, activate the machine!”

From within his icy prison, Espio shouts a muffled, “No!”

 

Opinionated Review: Sonic Mania

Sonic Mania is now 1 week old. Yeah that’s right. Sonic Mania. Last I really spoke on this topic, I did nothing but whine and complain that “indie” developers are biased against Nintendo, and wouldn’t make a game for the Switch as a result. I still don’t have a very high opinion of indies, but since that time, they not only announced that it would come Switch, not only that the Collector’s Edition would come to Switch, but I, being the Sonic nerd that I am, couldn’t resist buying said Collector’s Edition (it’s pretty nice, but I’m a little disappointed in the statue. Its chin is totally flat, it barely looks like the picture at all! And then, why wouldn’t they let you put the fake Mania cartridge into the fake Genesis? Seriously. Such a wasted opportunity. I also wish it came with a soundtrack, but now I’m just rambling). So, I’ve got it, I’ve played it, and I’m prepared to make a full, detailed review, from a perspective that you shouldn’t expect to find anywhere else on the internet. I am one of an insanely small handful of people, probably in the world, who can appreciate the classic games, not hate on them just for being old, while also not being completely and utterly blinded by nostalgia. Be warned if you haven’t played the game, as the following review contains immense spoilers. It is also very long, so click the “Read More” tag to show the content.

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